Monday, January 15, 2007

Got MiLK?

I switched to the new blogger version, and now I hate myself because I'm no longer fighting the man. The features aren't really worth it either, mostly because this old 7th Notion isn't organized enough to make use of post labels. Maybe it can do something for this hideous layout though...

But thats not really the point. The point is that I had a splendiferous day (by which I mean "just a day"), probably capped by my trashing my ipod. See, I was about to start running on a treadmill (it was cold out, and I'm a pussy, ok?) and was doing this super-intense arm-loosening-up things, and managed to swipe my earbud cord which sent the 'pod flying to the floor where is clattered, much like a pinball, between two very menacing and potentiely acid-covered treadmills. The force of the blow also wrenched the earbuds from my ears (yeah...ow) and sent them flying across the gym. So I had to spend all this time, very embarassed and with injured ears, searching for my earbuds which unfortunently match the color of the machines. Plus I ogt kinda owned by the guy running next to me...great.

It wasn't a total loss though, because while I was throwing together a shit english paper last minute, I managed to misspell basicly every word. Actualy, MS Word was being evil and lieing about misspellings, and not giving me suggesions which was very humiliating. But then, out of no where, I spell "uncorroborated" right, so Word got pretty much owned, straight up, bitch.

The actual highlight of the day came when I was (fruitlessly) searching for crappy (but playably crappy) online games to waste my time with. I stumbled upon some stupid space shooter hosted by Nabisco (who knew) in which you destroy their products (cookies, crackers, that sort of stuff) with a plasma cannon while they fly around Space Invader style. Even though I played for all of 30-odd seconds, I got enthused enough to exclaim "Die Cracker!!" I was, of course, refering to literal crackers, but it was still pretty funny, especialy considering the holiday...Luckily the only person there was OSK, and Klingons don't like the white man either.

3 comments:

Gavrich said...

I hear that there's a way to get all Nintendo64 games on the internet--ocmplete versions, for free.

terra shield said...

Yah, the feeling of the earbud cord being yanked out of the ear is not really great. How do things so small cause so much pain?

justifiably_vertical said...

It might have something to do with the fact that you've lodged the earbud kind of deep within an orifice that made specificly to not get stuff lodged in it.