Friday, July 24, 2009

Prologue

In the end, Escape from Monkey Island proved too tedious for my medication-free brains. How do I get the life preserver down? Where are the monkeys? Is quitting the game the escape they had in mind? Why did I marry such a bitch? Is she good in bed?

The questions overwhelm me.

Spider Crack

Chronicles of the Escape of Part II:

BALLSACK!

The Last Chapter

Escape from Monkey Island: Part 1

The Admiral's quest to find the Fountain of Youth has hit an early snag, namely that old computers are old and CDs get scratched and fuck bitches. Things are looking up though.

In other news, context is dead and MJ killed it.