Monday, May 19, 2008

Next Big Thing

Remember the last big thing (it was me)? Well, here's the next one:

Febreze noseplugs. They're a little thing that clips (painlessly) to the bottom of your nose and emits a subtle (unless smelled from point blank) Febreze scent. No longer will we have to spray everything in our homes with chemicals, just ourselves! Just think about how efficient it would be. One wearing one noseplug would be the equivalent to emptying an entire bottle throughout your house. Even better, you could use it outside your house. Is your friend a slob? Just wear a noseplug whenever you go over. Does nature stink? Don't worry, Febreze is here for you. Coming soon: Febreze body wash. Let your own Febreze-inspired stench simply overwhelm all other scents you encounter.

5 comments:

Gavrich said...

Silliness. Why would you want Febreze to be the only thing you smell on a daily basis?

justifiably_vertical said...

Maybe they'll lace it with nicotine.

The Juicy One said...

mmm...all the tastiness and no carcinogens!!!

Actually, you might wanna put some sort of disclaimer on the package. You know, incase it masks the smell of a deadly gas leak or something and they try to sue.

justifiably_vertical said...

Yeah...you should definitely go to law school.

The Juicy One said...

I'm starting to think that might make life a lot easier for me after all...(note painful Orgo break up)