Sunday, July 22, 2007

How About A Crash Course In "Bitch"?

You know all those horrid commercials? The ones with dumb "moms" sraying every surface in their house with anti-bacterial chemicals that will, in truth, doom their children to world full of antibiotic-resistent pathogens? And you know how all those stupid products claim to kill "99.9%" of bacteria? Hm. Well, I noticed those commercials alwys include lovably dirty little ids in them...why not just sell something tht kills 99.9% of kids?

2 comments:

OldSchoolKlingon said...

I'm telling you, man: This energy drink birth control is the answer to all your prayers ( Not to mention highly marketable?)

Bringing it back...

*pulling-rope motion*

The Juicy One said...

hahah...so where were we on that communal government parenting concept again? that would surely make the scheme much easier....