Thursday, December 14, 2006

There's A party on the Knoll

Okay...it's 4:40 in the morning, which means about...shit, math...about 22 hours without sleep, so I'm a little out of it. This could be fun.

I'm here with my blog buddies (the Klingon and DR K, who doesn't blog) 'cuz we're out of school for the next 3 weeks and feel like doing some shit. Actualy, it's a lack of shit but thats okay. And shooting stars, those were cool and kinda intense, yet somehow neither here nor there. Then again, nothing in this post will be, because I'm tired enough to not make sense, which is the point. Should be fun.

Mountain Dew "Amp" is way better than "Monster", which apparently isn't recommended for pregnant women, but I think we're okay. I'll ask though....yup, we're good. Gum drops are overrated, as is Captain Planet, but definately not the Green Lantern. He's awesome, but gets no respect. I can really identify with him. And I'm not on drugs right now.

Now, I know I'm only 17 and pretty much not getting any (or close enough), but I just want to go on record as saying I don't like sex, the social element anyways, don't really know about the rest...hm...See, I'm a bit of a traditionalist (fuck...spelling) insofar as I believe (typcily mistakingly) that kissing or similar displays of affection ought to mean something, like represent ligitimate feelings or whatever. I think I'm the only one. (tear). But thats a long story and I don't want to talk about, so even if you know me IRL don't ask. Really. It sucks...well, kind of...

On (I swear) a totaly different note, peanuts are somehow ridiculously hilarious (in the proper context I suppose) and guys are humorously uncomfortable about masturbation. Thats why we've come up with so many colorful metaphors for it...my favorite is "flaying my dong"...but you didn't need to know that...at all.

I do hope this isn't dissapointingly (fuck...) coherent, cuz' it isnt really that late (5am now)...maybe I should try again later.

Until then, let me just say that I find Rachael Ray kinda creepy, and Monster pretty dissapointing...should've gone with Rockstar. Hey, that could be a metaphor...dude.

7 comments:

The Juicy One said...
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Gavrich said...

I agree about Rachael Ray. She's annoying, and slightly rodent-like in looks. Far too bubbly to be really likable.

As for your spelling concerns..."traditionalist" is perfect, but you missed "legitimate."

Don't do energy drinks. A family friend ended up in trouble in the hospital after he decided that he'd drink Red Bull instead of going to sleep. Bad news, man, bad news.

justifiably_vertical said...

I've always been a little concerned with the health risks associated with energy drinks, one can said don't drink more than 3 a day...I figure that as long as I drink them in moderation I'll be okay, but what exactly happened to that guy?

The Juicy One said...

ever since I legit thought I was going to die I've shown a little more restraint...

The Juicy One said...

oh and ps, 'flaying my dong,'thats like, not even a metaphor...choking the chiken on the other hand...

Gavrich said...

J-V--
He recovered, but has forever sworn off energy drinks. Trust me, they're bad news.

The euphemisms don't stop at masturbation, either. All strange pick up lines are examples of ways for people to talk about having sex in an indirect way (The most outrageous one I've seen is, "Hey baby, I've got a natural log for you to integrate.") Those zany math geeks.

Olivia said...

I totally hear you on the sex thing. People are such whores nowadays, ya know? And I just don't get it. I was going to leave, like, a really amazing comment, I knew all what I was goign to say, but it's late and I forgot. But I want you to know, it was supposed to rock.

In conclusion, as of lately, people are skanky sluts, and folks like you and me, we're amazingly cool b/c we have morals and junk. Have a good night and Happy New Year.