Thursday, May 17, 2007

I Just Got My Liscence In The Mail

Well, it's official: I'm a whore. I've turned this blog into a shameless enterprise to make money and I'm already .3% of the way there (to where exactly I'm not sure, they wouldn't tell me how much I'll make). You can see the evidence of my prostitution (do not quote this out of context anyone) right below the vaunted "Hall of Fame" where is says "Ads by Google". That's right, I signed up to host silly google ads because, frankly, I need the money (even if is a mere pittance) and it makes me feel important. I got off lucky though, it's not nearly as glaring as I'd expected and blends in quite well, so I don't have to be too ashamed of this. I just hope I don't get arrested for tax fraud if I don't end up paying taxes on what little I make...

Since the above doesn't really constitute a ligitimate post, I bring you this (another sign of whore-like activities): condoms. See, if you go to prep school as I do, you run into a lot of used condoms (in case you thought we were sheltered compared to public school kids, at least they do drugs and have sex off-campus). The problem with people who are popular enough to get any is they're not too bright and apparently can't think of any classy way to dispose of condoms. So you find them lying around behind the old, seedy gym and by the track (three words: high jump pit). I can understand no one wanting to go through the hassle of carrying them to a trash can or anything, but what I don't understand is some of the places they get. Sure, the high jump pit is secluded and comfortable, but how does your prophylactic end up in the middle a field, 30 yards away from it? We even get them in the middle of fields, no where near anything padded. Is that what happens when the high jump pit is occupied? You go out in the middle of a field? Dirty.

4 comments:

The Juicy One said...

hey, i've always wanted to do it in the middle of a field....

and wow if you need this to make you feel important you really are that much closer to legit whoredom...

Gavrich said...

Somehow I don't think that the income generated from the Google ads is going to make you independently wealthy (to call it a "pittance" would be very kind).

But anyway, I've heard stories about hook-up locations, and our school is quite an adventurous lot, from the sounds of it.

justifiably_vertical said...

Thankfully, Gavrich, I'm not relying on Google Adsense for my only source of income.

It's really too bad our school is far too uptight to provide some safe place for people to do that instead of having to get dirt....everywhere...

The Juicy One said...

actually, my friend said the safest place for her and her b/f to hook up and not get caught is her room, go figure....