Sunday, January 20, 2008

I've Had A Shoefull of Bailey's And I'm Drunk As A Bitch

A friend of mine recently commented that "two thirds of college is sex, and the other third is alcohol". While I'm sure she was kidding, I questioned the wisdom of such an education, and set out on an investigation (no one is awake early Sunday morning, so I have to find ways to amuse myself). Google showed me this article, which sheds some interesting light on the issue. Equipped with this knowledge, I feel that men can know beg for sex with the "but otherwise I'll die" approach. Here's the highlights:

"By having sex three or more times a week, men reduced their risk of heart attack or stroke by half."

"Some urologists believe they see a relationship between infrequency of ejaculation and cancer of the prostate."

So there. And, for the record, there's benefits for both sides. Stress relief, exercise, improved sense of smell, pain relief, and (my favorite) better teeth. Seriously, check that one out.

3 comments:

The Juicy One said...

Hahah woww

Dentist: Juicy, you really need to improve the condition of your teeth! Open up then we'll give you a brushing...

Juicy: Oh No, I think I have something a little more satisfying in mind...*licks lips* I don't swallow but I will sure as hell swill...

ANYWAY

the title=rugby hazing? and more importantly, can I now safely say you are having second thoughts?

justifiably_vertical said...

Youtube, not rugby (but good guess). As for my philosophy, it remaines unchanged (although more questioned). I won't refute the physical benefits, but my concern is more with the emotional side.

Oh, and that's HILARIOUS!

The Juicy One said...

I aim to please ; )

but omg that article..."and it might be a little more satisfying than squeezing a tube of toothpaste!"