Saturday, October 14, 2006

Today I tried to spell "Headquaters" with a 'g'

Its not the only dumb thing I did, I also failed a physics test but thats kinda off topic (which is impressive considering there is no topic). But I also learned something new: when you put something on facebook, everybody sees it. This might seem obvious but I'm apparently not very bright...(for those you you who might know about a certain wall post, that has nothing to do with this, honest).

I've been wanting to use this title for a while, but it doesn't lend itself to an actual post, so I'm gonna do one of those blog-questionaire things I stole off someone else's blog, Anusha's Secret Backup.

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Pat Robertson, because it'd be sooo ironic

2.You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Whoever is was that recorded "loveshack"...(shudder)

3.Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
J. J. Abrams (you'll understand when Star Trek: XI comes out)

4.What is your favorite cheese?
I'm not much of a cheese guy, unless its on pizza so I guess whatever that kind is

5.You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
lol...just take a guess

6.You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Kiera Knightly

7.You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
Jon Bon Jovi, just to be able to say I did

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
vault, gumdrops, and the latest 'girls gone wild'

9.You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Iceland, who knows why

10.Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
get totaly hammered with my new icelandian friends

11.An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?
strawberry daquari

12.Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
I'd go visit egypt at the time the aliens were building the pyramids

13.You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
No outside drinks

14.You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
"Breakfast with Friends", its a seinfeld-esque sitcom but with quirkier characters and more imside jokes that never get explained

15.What is your favorite curse word?
son of a bitch, its not one word but oh well

16.One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
bend their spirits to my will and start a broadway show

17.Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely.So what's the item?
my journal, even though its not really one object so much as a pile of loose-leaf paper

18.The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
try my darndest to get laid

19.You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
telekinesis

20.You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Spring Formal last May, I'm not sure which half-hour, probably one somewhere in the middle

21.You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
About 3 weeks after the aformentioned time

22.You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
Canada, which is convinient cuz I'd rather live there than year anyways

23.This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
never having been to a bar, its hard to say

24.Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"?
my buddy Andrew Blutt, cuz he'd find it so ridiculous and not impressive

25.The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
JRR Tolkien or Gene Roddenberry, both of the them have so much more to give

26.The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My grandfather (dad's side). I never knew him but I'd love to tell him the Sox finaly won (which they didnt in his lifetime)

27.What's your theme song?
I don't really have a theme song, I'd say "How to Save a Life" by The Fray right now, cuz its awesome and I'm obsessed with it.

3 comments:

terra shield said...

Cool, you tagged yourself :D

Olivia said...

hahaha, you seriously crack me up. I hadn't bookmarked your blog and so I'm putting off finished a position paper for Model UN and decided to go ahead and do it.

My school's librarian (assistant) might think that your blog is my blog and send you hate mail thinking it's me because he's a weirdo and looks over my shoulder while I'm reading. But I started calling him Susan so he has started to stop. Just FYI.

Anyway, you're hilarious.

justifiably_vertical said...

thanks...I aim to please
And we (wait...we?) here at the 7th Notion appreciate all mail, even the hateful kind