Sunday, October 08, 2006

So Wrong, Yet so Right

...just like being covered in baby oil. Why is it that really ono-PC jokes are funny (and does that make me a bad person?)? I mean, I know they're wrong and really offensive, but they're hilarious. Here's a couple, just for shits.
How many feminists does is take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, one to screw it in and the other to shut the fuck up and get me a sandwhich.
(courtesy of Stanger to Sanity,

Why don't women wear whatches? Because there's a clock on top of the stove.
((courtesy of Ryan Higgins, former XC stud and all-round bigot)

"Everyone say 'railroad'!" (said to a bunch of Asians posing for a picture)

Plus I love bugging one of my Korean buddies with all sorts of Asian stereotypes, like calling him a "Chinaman" and whatnot.
BTW, I'm bugged by feminists, at least the modern man-eating ones.


Craig said...

How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?

None, it should be open by the time she brings it to him.

SabilaK said...

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?

Five: one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it

The Juicy One said...


"Why don't women wear whatches?..."

well maybe if you were as smart as a woman you could spell correctly...

now will you taste better with A1 or ketchup...