...just like being covered in baby oil. Why is it that really ono-PC jokes are funny (and does that make me a bad person?)? I mean, I know they're wrong and really offensive, but they're hilarious. Here's a couple, just for shits.
How many feminists does is take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, one to screw it in and the other to shut the fuck up and get me a sandwhich.
(courtesy of Stanger to Sanity, hipsterdouchebag.blogspot.com/)
Why don't women wear whatches? Because there's a clock on top of the stove.
((courtesy of Ryan Higgins, former XC stud and all-round bigot)
"Everyone say 'railroad'!" (said to a bunch of Asians posing for a picture)
Plus I love bugging one of my Korean buddies with all sorts of Asian stereotypes, like calling him a "Chinaman" and whatnot.
BTW, I'm bugged by feminists, at least the modern man-eating ones.
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How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?
None, it should be open by the time she brings it to him.
How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
Five: one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it
OH SNAP!!
"Why don't women wear whatches?..."
well maybe if you were as smart as a woman you could spell correctly...
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
now will you taste better with A1 or ketchup...
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