Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Hey There

I know that I've basicly fallen off the blogosphere recently, I've been extremely busy. The wait is over though because I mailed my first college application yesterday so I don't have to stress over that anymore. Plus I'm getting sick of Unreal Tournament. I don't, however, have anything to blog about at the moment so here are some awesome pick-up lines I came up with a buddy of mine the other day. If you don't have at least a rudimentary understanding of chemistry, you might not get them but trust me, they're awesome.

"Hey baby, wanna fill my valence shell?" "I'd love to share your electrons" "Is it electronegative in here or is it just you?" "Baby I can rearrange your cations" "Lets go get dissolved in solution so we can trade ions and percipitate because most OH- salts are insoluble!"

...okay, I just made that last one up...

4 comments:

Gavrich said...

Have you seen the ones in that "If I were your derivative..." Facebook group? Some are pretty good
- Can I be your Calc tutor? I can teach you how to integrate a natural log.
- Can I plug my solution into your equation?
Catie Bartlett (Walt Whitman High) wrote on Oct 12, 2006 at 4:28 PM
- Is that a calculator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I even took a stab at a couple original ones...
- Forget squares and triangles--you look like a SEXAGON to me!
- Let's get parallel, but infinitely close!

Pick-up lines seem to have become a sort of art form of late.

justifiably_vertical said...

those are terrible timmy

OldSchoolKlingon said...

I'm using the electronegative one, no question.

SabilaK said...

No man has EVER used such pick-up lines on ME, which would explain why I'm still single! Learn a few things from these teenagers, ye men of Manhattan!!!